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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:03

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Do you know what she said mum?

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What! how could you do that?

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What do you mean son?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

True - how I loved my mum!

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

How did my ex move on very fast?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.